May 2012
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Listenmisshee: thefunniestpost: CAN YOUR MAC DO...
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
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“AHAHAHAHAHAaAHAHHAHAhhAHAHAHhahAHAHahahahAHHAHAHAhAHHAAAAAHAHaahAHHAHAAHAhHAHAHAH...”
– Lea Michele (via nickfurys)
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via cmbatman)
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Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
pinkrangerwasa: binbons: robgonemild: your-nibs: castiel-winchesterr: mrsfigscats: He pasta way. we cannoli do so much his legacy will become a pizza history. here today, gone tomato How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
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“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via ohmoomers)
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